U2 vici

[bman]

When Stevie Ray Vaughn died, he was greeted at the pearly gates
by Jimi Hendrix. Stevie was, needless to say, awestruck, especially
when Jimi showed him around Rock and Roll heaven. They walked by
a room, and inside was Janis Joplin, swimming in Southern Comfort.
"WOW" said Setvie, "that's Janis Joplin!!" "Yeah" said Jimi. They
next passed a room with Elvis inside, surrounded by bananas and bread,
and he was furiously making fried banana sandwiches. Stevie was, again,
awestruck. The next room contained Jim Morrison with stacks of paper
around him, some laced with acid, others covered by Morrison's poetry
drivel. Stevie smiled and decided hew was going to enjoy it there.
The next room they passed had Bono (lead singer of U2) inside, and he
was admiring himself in a mirror, doing his hair. "WAIT!" faltered
Stevie, "Bono's not dead yet!!" "No no no," said Jimi, "That's
God, he just thinks he's Bono!"

[bman]

Bono, Edge and Father John were fishing on a lake, near the shore.
After some time, Bono ran out of worms. He stepped out of the boat, walked on water to the shore, and returned soon with more worms. They kept on fishing. The priest watched with amazement but didn't say anything.
Then Edge ran out of worms. He stepped out of the boat, walked on water to the shore and soon returned with worms.
Finally, Father John ran out of worms too.
He thought: 'It's known that Bono can walk on water and Edge must have a strong faith too. Surely my faith must be as strong as that of the members of U2'. He stepped out of the boat and immediately sank.
Bono turned to Edge and said: 'Father John's faith is certainly strong. But he is not familiar with the stones of the shore.'

[bman]

"Mum, Dad's hanging off the chandelier waving the bedsheet again, he say's it's not a rebel song."

[bman]

Bono at the After Show Party. The rockstar talks and talks and talks all night long. About U2, his intentions, his lyrics, interests ... But then Bono gets a guilty conscience and says to the other guest: "Well, sorry, enough talk about me and the band. Your turn to talk about yourself .. for example, how do you like our new song?"

[bman]

Edge and Bono crash in an airplane and go to heaven, where they see God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?" Edge replies, "I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that if we had made more U2 records, the world would have become a better place." God thinks for a second and says, "I can live with that. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bono: "What do you believe in?" Says Bono: "I believe you're in my chair!"

[bman]

Stoje Mujo i Haso u Sarajevu ispod plakata za koncert U2.
Mujo: "Bolan Haso jel vidis ti u koliko sati pocinje taj koncert."
Haso gleda, gleda, pa kaze: "Bolan zar nevidis, pa u dva !!"

[bman]

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around his ass.

[bman]

Q:Why did the Edge fall of the ledge?
A:Because he was playin' his guitar on the edge

[Ultraviolet]

"Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around his ass."

lol - ok tale je totalno the best

[Juju Man]

tole verjetno sem spada ........... ;D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmetN5qn2N4

[bman]

z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/c/pope_bono.jpg

tut tale slikca sem spada

[bman]

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

tut tale je kr sme[na, sem se kar nasmejal

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bman said:

z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/F/c/pope_bono.jpg

Haaaa ;D zgleda bomo šli na Vertigo tour še v Vatikan. ;D

[apis]

bman said:

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

tut tale je kr sme[na, sem se kar nasmejal

Pa kdo je to pisal? Cartman?

[bman]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPLYOKwO1Ts