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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:46:40 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:46:40 GMT 1
When Stevie Ray Vaughn died, he was greeted at the pearly gates by Jimi Hendrix. Stevie was, needless to say, awestruck, especially when Jimi showed him around Rock and Roll heaven. They walked by a room, and inside was Janis Joplin, swimming in Southern Comfort. "WOW" said Setvie, "that's Janis Joplin!!" "Yeah" said Jimi. They next passed a room with Elvis inside, surrounded by bananas and bread, and he was furiously making fried banana sandwiches. Stevie was, again, awestruck. The next room contained Jim Morrison with stacks of paper around him, some laced with acid, others covered by Morrison's poetry drivel. Stevie smiled and decided hew was going to enjoy it there. The next room they passed had Bono (lead singer of U2) inside, and he was admiring himself in a mirror, doing his hair. "WAIT!" faltered Stevie, "Bono's not dead yet!!" "No no no," said Jimi, "That's God, he just thinks he's Bono!"
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:47:50 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:47:50 GMT 1
Bono, Edge and Father John were fishing on a lake, near the shore. After some time, Bono ran out of worms. He stepped out of the boat, walked on water to the shore, and returned soon with more worms. They kept on fishing. The priest watched with amazement but didn't say anything. Then Edge ran out of worms. He stepped out of the boat, walked on water to the shore and soon returned with worms. Finally, Father John ran out of worms too. He thought: 'It's known that Bono can walk on water and Edge must have a strong faith too. Surely my faith must be as strong as that of the members of U2'. He stepped out of the boat and immediately sank. Bono turned to Edge and said: 'Father John's faith is certainly strong. But he is not familiar with the stones of the shore.'
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:48:10 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:48:10 GMT 1
"Mum, Dad's hanging off the chandelier waving the bedsheet again, he say's it's not a rebel song."
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:48:26 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:48:26 GMT 1
Bono at the After Show Party. The rockstar talks and talks and talks all night long. About U2, his intentions, his lyrics, interests ... But then Bono gets a guilty conscience and says to the other guest: "Well, sorry, enough talk about me and the band. Your turn to talk about yourself .. for example, how do you like our new song?"
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:49:33 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:49:33 GMT 1
Edge and Bono crash in an airplane and go to heaven, where they see God sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?" Edge replies, "I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that if we had made more U2 records, the world would have become a better place." God thinks for a second and says, "I can live with that. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bono: "What do you believe in?" Says Bono: "I believe you're in my chair!"
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:50:25 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:50:25 GMT 1
Stoje Mujo i Haso u Sarajevu ispod plakata za koncert U2. Mujo: "Bolan Haso jel vidis ti u koliko sati pocinje taj koncert." Haso gleda, gleda, pa kaze: "Bolan zar nevidis, pa u dva !!"
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:50:46 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:50:46 GMT 1
Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around his ass.
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U2 vici
Jul 20, 2005 13:51:03 GMT 1
Post by bman on Jul 20, 2005 13:51:03 GMT 1
Q:Why did the Edge fall of the ledge? A:Because he was playin' his guitar on the edge
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Post by Ultraviolet on Jul 21, 2005 0:48:05 GMT 1
"Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around his ass." lol - ok tale je totalno the best
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U2 vici
Jan 28, 2006 20:13:27 GMT 1
Post by Juju Man on Jan 28, 2006 20:13:27 GMT 1
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Post by bman on Feb 11, 2006 9:54:17 GMT 1
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U2 vici
Feb 15, 2006 21:28:19 GMT 1
Post by bman on Feb 15, 2006 21:28:19 GMT 1
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U2 vici
Feb 15, 2006 22:37:27 GMT 1
Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2006 22:37:27 GMT 1
Haaaa ;D zgleda bomo šli na Vertigo tour še v Vatikan. ;D
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U2 vici
Feb 16, 2006 15:02:43 GMT 1
Post by apis on Feb 16, 2006 15:02:43 GMT 1
Pa kdo je to pisal? Cartman?
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U2 vici
Sept 27, 2006 21:16:11 GMT 1
Post by bman on Sept 27, 2006 21:16:11 GMT 1
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